He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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