I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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