your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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