And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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