erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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