Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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