Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My first STD was from a foam party
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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