I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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