He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Come on in and take your pants off
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