omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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