she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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