windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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