Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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