did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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