There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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