ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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