Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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