For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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