He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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