perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
