We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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