Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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