I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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