I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
