Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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