What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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