I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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