The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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