i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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