found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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