i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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