You're completely useless in the revolution.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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