So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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