Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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