Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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