Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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