Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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