i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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