I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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