But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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