so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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