i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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