This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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