My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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