Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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