just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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