Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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