i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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