gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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