I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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