Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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