More tranny stories later!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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