What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
