any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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