No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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