I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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