Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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