I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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