Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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