Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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